Hear ye, hear ye! Calling all you dreamers, movers, shakers and grad students, we are pleased to announce that we are opening up submissions for our Winter Edition of ClAtTEr-BaNg!, a poetry mag that is not for the faint of heart or those with any working knowledge of CSS. Our website is basically a nightmare pasted on a wordpress page pasted on a draft of a poem Bukowski started writing and then instead wiped his ass with.
Good luck finding the submit page, loves!
Who Are We?
ClAtTEr-BaNg! is the dream of a robot prostitute in a Victorian Steampunk brothel, a half-finished haiku by Marguerite Duras that cuts off right before she admits she slept with her brother, an earworm of a song playing in an abandoned mall, the charred husk of a show-girl’s dressing room in a burned out Vegas casino. Also, we are one exhausted MFA grad and a forty-year-old man with no internet presence except one poem published on a sepia-and-papyrus-font website datestamped 2004 published under the name “Chaz Raven”.
What Kind of Work Should You Send Us?
Darlings, send us your hopes! Send us your fears! Send us the very best work you’ve ever written. Best by whose standards? We’re not going to tell you!
