Once upon a time, there was a princess.

Her name was Briar Rose, because her parents were those people and her hair was shiny and her skin was clear if she didn’t eat too many Haribo Happy Cherries. She read a lot of books and was a bit weird looking when she was 13 so she had a great sense of humor.

In short: She was basically a dimepiece. And if she wasn’t a dimepiece she was at least a…