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I’m sorry I haven’t been super present lately, it’s just that there’s this giant feral raccoon that’s been watching me through my window for months.

Hey there! I just wanted to say that I’m so so sorry to have been a little MIA recently- but I have a really good reason, I promise.

It’s just that- and I’m kind of embarrassed to admit this- I’ve had a loud, angry…