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Here’s How I Made $69,420 on Medium Last Month

You could say I’m pretty… nice for sharing my tips.

Hey there, readers! It’s me, that person who’s always on the front page of Medium despite churning out the literary equivalent of the ingredients list on the back of a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You know, the person where when you get the Medium Member Digest in your inbox and you read that part about the most amount of money made by a single writer that month and you’re like “Wow I hope it’s not that jabroni that writes listicles about how early entrepreneurs get up in the morning,” but it is! It’s me, the jabroni!

But don’t worry, I won’t be stingy with my good fortune- keep reading for my tips on how to become a constant content machine.

Tip #1: Everyone Loves Messy Relationship Stuff

This was actually the first thing that I noticed while perusing the Medium front page. There was a dearth of inspiration with essays like “I Cheated on My Husband and Actually it was a Good Thing Hear Me Out” and “I was the Other Woman and I Kicked My Lover’s Wife’s Dog and I’m Not Sorry Because I Learned A Lot About Myself and Anyway I Forgave Myself and So Should You”. So I did what any reasonable writer would do: I got married and then proceeded to ruin my spouse’s life. And then I…