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A Day in the Life of a Female Writer

9:00 AM:

I wake up and take off my pink silk sleep mask to reveal a full face of makeup. I then change out of my female pajamas (which are matching) and into a fully coordinated outfit and hair for just sitting around the house.

10:00 AM — 12:00PM:

Write. Sometimes it’s difficult to hit my deadlines because my boobs get in the way…