A Conversation with the Personification of My Artistic Insecurities

Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there.

In my defense, your outfit is so bland and repressed I just assumed you were wallpaper.

Seriously, it looks like you probably dressed like the 2005 post-Rocket-Power westside skater punk you wanted to be like once when you were 13 but then your family made such a big weird deal about it…