A Comprehensive List of All of My Love Languages

In the event of Valentine’s Day, General Romance, etc. the following should be considered valid and applicable love languages:

Positive Verbal Affirmations

Texting

Making fun of someone who makes me feel bad about my appearance

Diet Coke

Attention

Trips to Target

Driving

Not judging me when I take selfies

Overreacting to my clearly mediocre selfies

Dogs

Cuddling

Socks with dinosaurs on them

HBO Go

Tacos

Being like, “Hey what are you doing? Let’s just do something, anything. I just want to see your dumb stupid face, you dumb nerd.”

Dave’s Hot Chicken

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