A Comprehensive List of All of My Love Languages
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In the event of Valentine’s Day, General Romance, etc. the following should be considered valid and applicable love languages:
Positive Verbal Affirmations
Texting
Making fun of someone who makes me feel bad about my appearance
Diet Coke
Attention
Trips to Target
Driving
Not judging me when I take selfies
Overreacting to my clearly mediocre selfies
Dogs
Cuddling
Socks with dinosaurs on them
HBO Go
Tacos
Being like, “Hey what are you doing? Let’s just do something, anything. I just want to see your dumb stupid face, you dumb nerd.”
Dave’s Hot Chicken
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